Sunday, September 17, 2006

Sons and Moms

Mom to Son : you've been home for 2 weeks I've washed everything but there appears to be no underwear just tee shirts .
Son to mom: that's because I DON'T wear them anymore!!!
Mom thinks to herself "this is way more info then I needed"
Mom to son : should we go and buy some ?
Son to Mom :yeah..get the boxer kind.. briefs cramp my balls and ride up my crotch!!
Mom thinks to herself :not the visual I needed...
Moral of this story Mom will go to W/M and buy son non ball crabbing crotch riding boxers.. ( P.S. his leave is almost over)