Sons and Moms

Mom to Son : you've been home for 2 weeks I've washed everything but there appears to be no underwear just tee shirts .
Son to mom: that's because I DON'T wear them anymore!!!
Mom thinks to herself "this is way more info then I needed"
Mom to son : should we go and buy some ?
Son to Mom :yeah..get the boxer kind.. briefs cramp my balls and ride up my crotch!!
Mom thinks to herself :not the visual I needed...
Moral of this story Mom will go to W/M and buy son non ball crabbing crotch riding boxers.. ( P.S. his leave is almost over)

Beloved Pet and friend

It finally happened the day I've been dreading our beloved cat "Muffin' passed away in her sleep last night... She's been a huge part of our family for over 15 years .. But she was old and tired and now she's no longer in pain although she was such a good cat that she never really complained . She was a loyal friend who loved her "kitty pets" on her favorite rug ...pets were given as she desired..We still have 3 other cats but ..she will always be our special kitty * Lord only knows how much she put up with living with with us...She's the only cat I know of that tolerated being pushed in a toy barbie car through out the house,and dressed up for Halloween, was very vocal about things she didn't like BUT always very loving ..we will miss her